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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."
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"I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week."
"What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say? Where is my tractor?"
"This is the first Super Bowl party I've been to where there are babies. Not sure what to do. Do I, like, offer them a beer or something?"
"Christmas comes earlier every year. There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up."
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"
"What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !"
"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."
"The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch There goes my hero!"
"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."