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Joke of the Day

"What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? They both like to pop open a nice cold one."

"What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common? They both contain locked up loonies!"

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."

"Never have phone sex You'll catch hearing-aids"

"Why was the car naked? It was missing a tire."

"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."

"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."

"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"

"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."