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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall."
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"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."
"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"
"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"
"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."