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Joke of the Day

"i have a moving image of jesus on my pc monitor. i guess you could say it's my screen saviour."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."

"Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. "

"What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !"

"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"

"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"The NSA can see our emails but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"

"Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor... I think that's a bit of a stretch"