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Joke of the Day
"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."
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"A blonde joke... Donald Trump."
"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"Leather armor is best for sneaking Because it's literally made of hide."
"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly."
"Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult."
"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"
"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"
"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""