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Joke of the Day

"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? O'Pressive."

"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs? [**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)"

"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"

"Calculus derives me crazy!!"

"They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? ""We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"""

"What side of a cake is the right side? The side that gets eaten because the other side is left."

"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."