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Joke of the Day

"They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? ""We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"""

"I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN"

"HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. ""This is bad for everybody,"" say Old White Dudes."

"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."

"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. I guess I'll have to take his bikes away."

"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon? He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles"

"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."