87997

Joke of the Day

"What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs? [**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)"

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."

"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."

"tilt your head up as in like look up at the sky and squeeze the bridge of your nose and blink alot. it prevents crying u wimp"

"MAST JOKES: http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/blog-post_7068.html#.UQVQ48OF1Jc.reddit"

"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."

"Why did the nun call the Womens helpline? because she was touched by Jesus."

"Me: Are you still wearing pajamas? Go change. 4yo: *Goes upstairs *Comes down wearing different pair of pajamas"

"What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn? A garden Jose."

"Did you hear about the guy in masturbation contest? He really held his own."