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Joke of the Day

"What side of a cake is the right side? The side that gets eaten because the other side is left."

"I have some things I need to get off my chest. I've been letting things pile up on it, and I'm pretty sure I left my checkbook in that chest. Hay-ooooooooooo!!!"

"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"

"What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !"

"Q: Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns? A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."

"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"

"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"

"What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job? A mandate"