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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"

"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"

"What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!"

"Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood."

"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."

"I recently opened a suicide bomb store Business is booming"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."

"What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure."