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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."
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"I lost my mood ring last night... I don't know how I feel about this."
"What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? Cockadiles"
"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."
"What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle"
"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."
"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."
"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."
"What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? Dropping some ill beets."
"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"