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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."
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"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her."
"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
"""I need some space."" - astronaut breaking up with his girlfriend"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"
"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""
"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"
"Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any"
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."