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Joke of the Day

"I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come."

"How do you make the Reddit front page? (Repost)"

"You know pterodactyls' don't make noise right? Even the P is silent."

"If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry."

"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"Is Jared Fogle going to jail?? Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years..."

"Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned"

"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."

"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."