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Joke of the Day

"The best part of being an adult is eating whatever you want. I just ate a small man that pissed me off at the liquor store."

"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"

"what's that word for when you're peeling off a sticker & it comes off in 1 perfect strip & it's better than love or joy or any human emotion"

"(Entire joke within) Made you look."

"This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES"

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."

"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."

"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"

"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."