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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go... Guantanomo bay"

"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"

"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"there's a new joke on this subreddit"

"I like putting my feet on Ottomans. I mean they deserve it after what they did to Constantinople. Footstools shouldn't conquer empires."

"I visited a real graveyard this Halloween I logged back into Google Plus."