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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."
Next Joke
"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."
"Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos."
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger."
"What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France? A chopper"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"What kind of jean's do Mario prefer? Denim Denim Denim."
"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."
"I don't like vacuums. They suck."