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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
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"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
"CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly"
"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"
"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."
"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."
"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"
"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."
"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"
"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"