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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France? A chopper"
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"If you say ""I knew you were going to say that"" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings."
"HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!! lol"
"the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money"
"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."
"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."
"What day do soldiers hate the most? March Fourth"
"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"
"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"
"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"