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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"

"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."

"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."

"If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid..."

"people say I'm a narcissist.. I don't think there's anything wrong with me."

"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"

"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."

"Original content Front page when?"

"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."