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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
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"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"
"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"
"Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says ""I've lost my electron."" The other says ""Are you sure?"" The first replies ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"
"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"
"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."