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Joke of the Day

"Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos."

"What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos? Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ..."

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grains..."

"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."

"Got EM DEEZ NUTZ"

"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."

"I am having an out of money experience."

"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."

"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Jokes about nazi concentration camps really offend me My great grandfather died in a holocaust camp. He got really drunk and fell out of a guard tower"