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Joke of the Day
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"
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"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"
"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."
"Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness."
"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."
"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."
"How do you piss of an archaeologist? Hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from."
"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"
"what is the best gift for a jehovah's witness? an advent calender all those doors so many possibiltes."
"Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight."