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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark."

"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."

"I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter (taken from a front page meme)"

"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."

"Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap."

"If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion"

"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."

"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."

"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year."

"[exchanging vows] HIM: I'll love you forever. HER: I'll love you until you leave me a voicemail. HIM: Wait, what?! PRIEST: No, that's fair."