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Joke of the Day

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"

"How did the toad feel in the morning? A little bit froggy"

"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."

"I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"

"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"

"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""

"What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight? It becomes DAYTROGEN!"

"My bread factory burned down. Now my business is toast."