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Joke of the Day

"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."

"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"

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"It is always the wrong time of month."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."

"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"

"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."

"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."