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Joke of the Day
"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."
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"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."
"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."
"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."
"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."
"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"