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Joke of the Day
"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."
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"Man walks into bar. Says ""Ouch!"""
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"A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve your kind here"". The helium atom did not react."
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"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."
"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."
"A man tells his friend his wife broke up with him and has full custody of his kids... His friend says: ""I feel so sorry"" The man says: ""I feel worse for the kids"""
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"