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Joke of the Day
"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."
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"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."
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"Jim Gaffigan's stand-up is so funny that I watched it a second time... ...and I Jim Laugh Again'd."
"A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity The bartender says ""sorry, we have enough whites."""
"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."
"I have a closet full of voodoo dolls created in the likeness of people I have seen with 11 items in the '10 items or less' checkout line."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."
"A lawyer walks into a bar... He passes."