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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fish monger cross the road? Just for the halibut."
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"Met a girl recently. Her ex was named terry. Made a bad joke and just like the Oregon Trail my game died from dysentery."
"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."
"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"
"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"
"Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough."
"I love the people in parking lots with ""free kittens"" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed."
"TV repair man..."
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."
"""Hey what should we call our multi-million dollar juice company?"" ""Juicy Juice"" ""What? Are you sure? Why don't we-"" ""Juicy. Juice."""