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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."
"Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Was aiming a little high..."
"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""
"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."
"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"
"I just burned 12000 calories I left the pizza in the oven"
"What does a pedophile and McDonald's have in common? They both have meat between 7-year-old buns."
"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."
"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."