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Joke of the Day

"What does a pedophile and McDonald's have in common? They both have meat between 7-year-old buns."

"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."

"No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him."

"It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers."

"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""

"I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core."

"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"

"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."

"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."

"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"