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Joke of the Day
"""Your days are numbered!"" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment"
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"Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body blown up? he's all right"
"I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"
"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""
"In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :("
"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."