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Joke of the Day
"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
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"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise."
"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"
"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"
"I'm Mexican and my teacher asked me to turn in my essay. But I ain't no snitch."
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"
"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"
"If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis! If you smoke, you have to say ""I did not inhale"" and if you do edibles, you have to say ""I did not swallow"""
"I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!"