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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say man who run behind car... ...get exhausted."

"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"

"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."

"These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?"

"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."

"BARBER: would you like a hot towel? ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels"

"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"

"I do not need to have a threesome... ... if I want to disappoint two people at once, I go to dinner with my parents."

"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"

"What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm."