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Joke of the Day

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"

"I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk."

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid... I can stop whenever I want"

"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."

"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."

"Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'"

"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish."