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Joke of the Day
"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"
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"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"
"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"
"Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"What's 3 inches long, stiff, and makes people laugh? My dick."
"I'm not saying you're on twitter too much, but your six-year-old is running an arms trade with the Mexican drug cartel out of his tree fort."
"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"which is the best key on keyboard?"