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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"
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"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""
"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."
"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."
"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"
"Once upon a time there was a man. Today there are many **EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul"
"DR DOG: It says you're here for a blood test. First, some questions. Number one: over the last six months who's been a good boy?"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""