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Joke of the Day
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years to life"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They woke him up."
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."
"Alright Ralphs, here's the deal: you replace people with automated cashiers, I replace paying with stealing produce."
"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"
"I introduced my friend to my first wife. She said she was actually going to divorce me if I kept calling her that."
"If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay."
"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"
"Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like ""That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."""
"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"