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Joke of the Day

"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."

"the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks"

"How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."

"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"

"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."

"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"

"A blind woman told me she thought I had some good girth on my cock I think she was just pulling my leg."

"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"