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Joke of the Day

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh."

"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."

"Killing mosquitoes by smashing them in mid-air as they fly by is so satisfying until you accidentally hit a person in the head."

"How do ducks fly high? They use quack!"

"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."

"What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender."

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."