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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory."
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"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."
"In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now."
"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
"What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy? Abort mission!"
"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist. It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up."
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."
"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"