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Joke of the Day
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."
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"How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton Sorry"
"""Bjark! Bjark!"" -Bjork's dog"
"I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate."
"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."
"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."
"Jamie Oliver says there's ""nothin worse in the world than an undercooked green bean"" I'll go out on a limb & say he doesn't watch the news."
"What kind of punch hurts the most? A Sandy Hook."
"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"
"What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer? Thtop taking the pith out of me!"