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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."
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"An orchestra one-liner I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor"
"Clean: How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place a bunch of peas in that hole, and when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him right in the ice hole."
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."
"What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."
"I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. I had to check czech cheques."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies in urns."
"When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."
"Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about Betty Boop drawings."
"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."