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Joke of the Day

"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"

"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."

"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."

"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."

"A good rule of thumb is to never be in Liam Neeson's movie family."

"Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, ""If we don't start getting some support for our cause, people will think we're nuts!"""

"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."

"My dog died... It's hair pink"

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."