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Joke of the Day

"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"Instead of a flask I keep a small kitten in my jacket pocket that I pull out for a quick pet whenever I need a pick-me-up."

"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"

"What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor? One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner."

"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."

"According to scientists, the Gulf of Mexico may never recover from the spill. It's true what they say: once you go black, you never go back."

"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."

"Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they will die."