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Joke of the Day

"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"

"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."

"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."

"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."

"Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed? None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together."

"I make love like a machine. Unfortunately it's a two-stroke engine."

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"

"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"