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Joke of the Day

"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"

"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"

"Who is the biggest singer right now? Ariana Grande"

"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"

"Hi Officer I was pulled over one day and the officer looked at me ask asked ""How high are you?"" I laughed and said ""No officer, you said it wrong, it's Hi how are you"""

"New information has come into my possession that reveals a significant percentage of you are full of shit."

"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."

"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."

"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."