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Joke of the Day

"Who is the biggest singer right now? Ariana Grande"

"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"

"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."

"What do you call a pirate from Ireland?? Arrrish"

"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"

"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other one? You know, if we don't get a lift, people will think we're nuts."