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Joke of the Day
"What do drunk female pirates like to give up? DA BOOTY!"
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"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"
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"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them."
"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."
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"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."
"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."