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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."
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"Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: ""Who was that?"""
"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."
"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"
"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"
"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."
"Trying to figure out a Tiger Woods joke. All I know is the punchline: ""A hole in one."" Probably something to do with a vag."
"If you push George W Bush into a vat of concrete. It would set a very bad president."