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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."
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"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car Robin"
"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"
"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."
"""So send me a picture of you..."" *sends* ""Look I need to leave very abruptly and extremely forever."""
"What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone? A sedimentary."
"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."
"Now responding to all ""hello"" DMs with ""Adele?"""
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."