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Joke of the Day

"Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery."

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"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?"
"*stands up and screams* ""PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*"
"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"
"Why are there only seat belts in the end of the bus? Because #backlivesmatter"
"BILL CLINTON'S FAVORITE CARD GAME Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker."
"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."
"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."
"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."