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Joke of the Day

"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."

"What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner? Sedimentary my dear Watson!"

"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"How do you know a woman has had sex in every country in the world? Her pussy is well cultured."

"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""

"My mom asked where the remote was and my son told her it was up her ass. She high-fived him and then turned around and slapped me."