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Joke of the Day

"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."

"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."

"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."

"Why did the robot become a museum curator? Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence"

"I feel really bad for people suffering from prolonged erections. They must have it so hard."

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy."

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"