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Joke of the Day
"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"
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"Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour? Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!"
"Somebody cut me off on the highway today during a rainstorm, and started hydroplaning in front of me. I was cross with them at first, but then I just let it slide."
"Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners"
"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you're a part of something?"
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