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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"
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"Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! ..."
"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."
"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"
"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I thought, wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old."
"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."
"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."
"I'm officially putting my GPA up for adoption... I just can't raise it myself [joke credit to the girl I overheard say it in the library] Edit: apparently its from yikyak?"